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115 Funny Travel Quotes That Will Put a Smile on Your Face
Come, letβs start scrolling down through these travel captions funny to the core and that will keep your social media super engaging!
People say travel helps you unravel, can someone book tickets so I can go to Seattle?
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I wish to go on a camelβs hump, will it get my energy pumped?
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Can I get through a Safari ride without any bites?
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I travel with this group, hope I donβt land in any soup!
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Travel caught me with a hoop, wish it is put on a loop!
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I just spotted a Jackal; feeling shackled!
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Someone tried to have me duped, I escaped saying I wanted to Poop!
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Look at me wolfing down one heck of an ice cream scoop!
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This is one wild tourist group, I got stuck into!
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If not for the breathtaking view, I wouldnβt have forgiven these two!
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Jet time with my pet, I already sense my pants getting wet!
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Zoo, with these hooting heads!
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I thought I lost my shoes but just then someone threw them at me without leaving a clue!
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Feeling mad now, all thanks to these two!
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I never post travel reviews, but I wanted to tell you how I adored the skies so blue!
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Climbing looks well unless your legs donβt swell!
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I was baffled as I travelled, then some random man thought I was hungry and so he gave me an apple!
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Drenching in natureβs hues after waiting for long hours in the queue!
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I thought, βThis trip is a long time dueβ, just then a crow pooped on me and flew! How dare you?!
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I was munching my favourite chips when the crow decided to help me with a dip!
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I want to use the loo, when will we finish seeing the zoo?
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Sunny OR rainy OR breezy OR snowy, we keep going because we are crazy!
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I could see almost nothing as the trails looked hazy, and then I heard someone comment, βAmazingβ!
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Raindrops fell on me, but you see I am Cinderella, so I donβt need an umbrella!
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I love trips, so I constantly quip, but these crazy people crib, should I be tight-lipped?
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I walk and talk, and these people think, I quack!
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What is a backpack without a cookie pack?
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Gasping for my breath, these people never allow me to rest!
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Run, they are selling toy guns!
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Balloon shooting, letβs start hooting!
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Beach, you turn my cheeks peach!
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Sea sand should possibly be my old-time friend; it rushes and hugs my eyes till the time I spend!
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The skies are blue, someone gave me this as a clue, O god, how do I spot the stupendous mountain and its view?!
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Trek, trek, and Trek, the food is always in check!
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I have a catch in my neck, wondering if it could be done away with a parrotβs peck!
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I have a hunch that I would punch this crazy bunch if they are soon not figuring out a place to lunch!
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I am hungry, this place is dreary!
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I spotted a lamb, scared, I decamped, leaving these people to fend for themselves with a flickering lamp!
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Who cares about the map? All I need is a peaceful place to camp!
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Guys, would you like to be sliced down in the jungle like prey OR spiced up with wonderful views & rays?
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Dear Woods, my life is feeling so good. Can you please arrange for some food?
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My travel fence is once and for all broken. Thanks to my clan for taking me inside the dense!
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Letβs go and live on the boat. Donβt worry about the croaking toads!Β
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They say something unveils as you walk up the hills. God! I forgot to settle my monthly gas bill!
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Lake is so pristine, I am literally freezing!
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Whenever I sing, I hear someone cringe!
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Sold to these white clouds!
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Climbing is gold, I am feeling all bold!
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Bungee jump, you will never feel stumped!
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Peak, as I near, my legs are growing weak!
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Travel week, with my team, that uses only our eyes to speak!
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Floating clouds, I adore my floating boat!
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I hear natureβs sounds all around!
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Hop and hop, till your insides pop!
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Whisper, if you want to feel in sync with nature!
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When the Sun decides to burn, I make a hair bun!
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Wearing full pants, so my legs donβt get tanned!
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Dump the coat, and walk the road, because it is no longer cold!
Funny Road Trip Quotes
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Rainy weather and I spotted a peacock feather!
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Β It is fun to run but never under the scorching Sun!
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I adore the green leaves, when my wife leaves!
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Fam-jam, I am damned!
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No Wi-Fi and wife , come, letβs do a high five!
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Hill bends with friends, you will be teased to shreds!
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We meander, because we never go by the calendar!
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Holding hands, we graze around the farm lands!
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Scared seeing the bull, I screamed, βWolf, Wolfβ
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You see I am rare, so the air caressed me with care!
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My spectacles were covered with frost and my eyesight got worse!
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I talked and my dog barked!
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Around the woods, we walked and life felt like a cakewalk!
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We posed, and good gracious, the camera automatically froze!
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Spotting birds, and people think I am weird!
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Rain pours, the river flows, and look at my runny nose!
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I dreamt of dashing through the highway in a flick, screw the damn traffic!
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I am naturally rich, because travel is my life switch!
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Letβs climb, for some leg grind!
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I want to go in the car, I donβt want to burn any carbs!
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No, I am not following any diet, if I donβt get to taste the local cuisine, I shall die!
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Rides in the theme park are scaring my heart!
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Thud! I fell on the mud!
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Letβs jog and create a swag!
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These are my friends, their madness doesnβt have an end!
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Hitting the roads,Β escaping the chores!
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Forgot my jacket, should I get a ticket back home & get it?
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A night at a tent, do robbers make a hunt?
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Wide awake, I sit inside the camp eating my cake!
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Bonfire, drains my ire, trust me, I am not a liar!
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Is there a concept of unreserved flyers? I want to take a flight!
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Letβs party and go all naughty!
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Tree house, and I am hunting down a mouse!
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Staring at the snowy clouds, I forgot I was standingΒ underground!
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No loo!Β I should have taken a clue!
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The very thought of the trip made me happy, and I forgot my nappy!
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Chilling by the beach! Badly want to gorge on a feast!
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Can someone get me a lemonade? Whoever does, is guaranteed a sip, mate!
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Sitting on the ridge, my hunger pangs got me dreaming of porridge!
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Sweat, sweat, sweat, feeling sticky and wet!
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Trekking pole consoled me and saved my leg from turning sour!
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The world told me, βYou are under my controlβ, I escaped saying, βSorry, I am a free soulβ
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My body rolls, enjoying the travel role!
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I am a wandering soul, so I carry a corn-flakes bowl!
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Oh my god, there is a hole on my shoeβs sole, now how do I achieve my trekking goal?
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Taking pride, because I am travelling without a guide!
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The jungle looked wild, so I pacified myself with a wide smile!
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Iβd rather die than rely on these people for a ride!
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My jacket has a pocket that houses my white cat, wearing a black hat!
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Trees and greens, can I be freed?
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Travelling by train with some grains!
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Letβs go and roam!
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Money, money, can you please keep flowing like the waterfall, honey?
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In the skies, recording my travel files!
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Chuck the flies and focus on the food so nice!
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Dressed up, but what use is that when the Sun goes up?!
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If you are a wanderer, you need to carry a moisturiser!
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Whenever I visit the town, black clouds come down, and hug me drenching my gown!
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Fall down, and feel the new town!
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